Thank, God! I finally found a source of “Multi-Purpose Spoons!” That means I can get rid of all of my single use spoons. Including:
- My Soup Spoon
- My Cereal Eating Spoon
- My Coke Spoon
- My Mashed Potato Eating Spoon
- My Steak Spoon
- My Self Defense Spoon
- My Neti Pot Fluid Catching Spoon
- My Couple of Silver Spoons
- My Musical Spoons-although I may need to abandon my work in progress “Symphony for Spoons in D Minor” (the saddest of all keys)
- My Back Scratching Spoon and Butt Scratching Spoons. On a related note, if I invite you over, ask me before you start eating with any of my spoons.
- My Four Tined Spoon…wait…that’s my fork.
My life just got so much simpler!